It seems like the show has been on a hot streak this week. First with Crystal Klein, then Heidi Cortez and today we were visited by a very hot, Stacey Hayes.
Stacey is Chuck Woolery's co-host on the game show "Lingo" which airs on the Game Show Network. Howard originally wasn't sure if he wanted Stacey on the show, but he thought she looked good and seemed to have an interesting background. Stacey is a super-hot blonde who, besides appearing on "Lingo" will be in Playboy in June as their Babe of the Month, a non-nude feature Playboy recently started. Stacey talked a little about how she got the job on GSN. She said she had to go on multiple auditions and it finally came down to the fact that Chuck Woolery decided that they had "good chemistry." However, Stacey swore on her mother's life that she has never slept with Chuck. Howard complemented Stacey on her boob job saying that they were big and beautiful. Then Howard got into the "interesting" stories from Stacey's past. According to her pre-interview, Stacey became possessed when she was 17 and would growl and foam at the mouth. She even tried to attack her mother with a knife and had run her car off the road during this period. It took a psychologist 6 months to "de-possess" her. Stacey also claimed that as a child, she had been visited by aliens and they had abducted her mother. Stacey said she remembers the aliens taking her clothes off, but nothing sexual ever happened. Getting back to her career, Stacey says she is constantly hit on by producers in Hollywood to the point where one "very well known" producer tried sprinkling PCP on her food just to get her.
Stacey said she tries to have sex at least once a day and Howard seemed to like that -- a lot. She does have a boyfriend though, who isn't famous, but as Howard pointed out is an extremely lucky man. In fact, Stacey said she has only had sex with 3 men in her life, but she has had A LOT of sex with those 3 men. She said she even likes going to strip clubs with her boyfriend and lets strippers play with her chest, which caused Artie to ask if she ever went to radio stations and let guys play with her chest. This, however, is about the closest she's come to full girl on girl action. Stacey even said she really wanted to go to Scores with Howard. Howard tried to get Stacey out of her clothes, but all she would do was show some deep cleavage. But then, Stacey had to pee and Howard first tried to get her to take a microphone into the bathroom with her, then he tried to get her to go in a diaper and finally he coaxed her into the tickle chair. Stacey wanted a code word to get him to stop, but Howard wouldn't give her one. Stacey kept saying how scared she was before he even started and then Howard started tickling and Stacey screamed loudly, but would not wet her pants. Several times Howard tickled her until she practically passed out. Doug Goodstein suggested that they could stop and go to the bathroom if she came out in a bikini, but she wouldn't have anything to do with that. Gary said she couldn't be hotter if she tried. Finally, Howard let her out and Stacey claimed to have gone a "little." After posing for a few pictures for Jason and listening to Bong Hit Eric take a hit for her, Howard ended the segment trying to get Stacey to show her "bum." Artie added in his most, super smooth voice, "Let's see your ass."