Evil Dave Letterman sat in on most of the show today so Howard talked to him about the recent attempted kidnapping of his son and how he felt after the ordeal. Evil Dave joked that in a way, he's glad his son went through this because it will help to toughen him up. He also added that all this attention was great for him and now Terri Schiavo is stealing his front-page thunder.
Evil Dave said he wants to give the would-be kidnapper's phone number to Pat O'Brien, figuring that's torture enough, what with his alleged tendency for leaving creepy voicemails. This led Howard to play the alleged Pat O'Brien tapes again. Evil Dave also said he could torture the would-be kidnapper by forcing him to interview Ace Frehley for an hour.