Comedian David Spade came in today to promote his show "8 Simple Rules" on ABC among other things. Howard had read in the tabloids that a bunch of people had spotted Spade making out with "Desperate Housewives" star Teri Hatcher. Howard tried to get him to talk about it but Spade wouldn't comment on it. He said she's a great person, they've been friends for a long time and that's as much as he'd say. Spade said he can't date a woman seriously anyway.
He said that he used to blab all his feelings to a woman right away and that would just gross them out. So now he doesn't share. Howard heard that Spade's new assistant who was with him at the station today was smoking hot. Howard then made fun of Spade for his old assistant Skippy. You may recall that Skippy went nuts one day and attacked David with a taser gun. David said he still has scars from it because Skippy actually punched him with the taser gun while the metal rods were still in his arm and they cut him pretty badly.
The amazing thing is, David said, was that Skippy is still working in the entertainment business. After the incident, Skippy even worked on one of John Stamos' shows, that is until Stamos recognized him and had him fired. On his way out Skippy yelled to Stamos that he hadn't heard his side of the story.