WWE Diva, Christy Hemme, came in today to participate in a game that could win a kid named Chris $10,000. Christy was to battle an 11-year-old girl in an intelligence quiz and Chris had to guess which one of them he thought would win. If he guessed correctly he'd win the $10,000. Chris has had a pretty tough life. At 14 he was diagnosed with a brain tumor, which ended up putting him in a wheelchair. He said he had a weird disease that only affected Jews although he wasn't Jewish himself. He said his fantasy is to be dominated by a girl. Howard joked that it looked like no matter what, Chris would be dominated by a girl.
Unfortunately, because of his condition, Chris has never had sex, even though he's 24 years old. He is able to pleasure himself though and that's when he thinks about women dominating him. Howard then asked Chris to pick who he thought would win in a battle of wits between Christy and the 11-year-old Eliza. Chris immediately picked Christy but Howard told him to think about it. Howard pointed out that Eliza is Jewish so that might mean she's smart. Robin thought that was a pretty stereotypical thing to say and besides, Howard is Jewish and Robin doesn't think he was that smart of a kid. Howard reminded her that he's only half Jewish. Chris stuck to his guns though and picked Christy. This ended up being a bad move because Eliza absolutely punished her, winning 4-0 in a best of seven set of questions. Christy didn't even really have any answers for the questions, instead writing things like "I don't know." She kept blaming her hectic travel schedule as the reason she didn't know things like who the Secretary of Defense is and who were the two people who ran against Bush and Cheney in the election last year. So, unfortunately Chris didn't win the entire $10,000, but the WWE was kind enough to still give him $5000.
Naughty Girl Gets Spanked
After the game Howard had Eliza quickly exit the room so he could have a more adult conversation with Christy Hemme. Howard said she was way hot and looked a lot like Lindsay Lohan. Christy hasn't been with a man since last October. She broke up with her last boyfriend because she was constantly traveling with the WWE and, since she doesn't date wrestlers, she hasn't found a new guy yet. She said she does masturbate frequently though and keeps a drawer full of vibrators at her house. She said she's only been with about six guys in her life and lost her virginity at 18. Howard said she sounded very sexual. Christy agreed that she's very sexual and one of her favorite things to do is role play with her man. She said one of her favorite things is to dress up like a little school girl and do an impromptu role play with a guy.
Christy also loves to be spanked and said she occasionally enjoys pain when having sex. E! Producer and "pervy-idea maestro" Doug Goodstein asked if Christy would mind getting in a schoolgirl outfit and letting Howard spank her and to everyone's surprise she agreed to it. She came bursting out of the bathroom yelling and jumping up and down, already in full character. Howard told her she got bad grades in school and had to be spanked. She made a sad face and protested but Howard told her he's in charge and now she has to take her punishment. He started to spank her but she complained it wasn't hard enough so he did it again, this time harder. Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'Abate, who was crouching by her with a microphone, said he was so turned on he couldn't stand up at the moment. Don't miss Christy Hemme in the current issue of Playboy and also on the WWE's Wrestlemania 21 on pay per view April 3rd.