Today it was time for another installment of Win Fred's Money. Howard immediately noticed the "assets" of today's prize, a young lady named Shayna. Shayna, who sings, plays guitar and works in a doctor's office, said that she paid for perfection - meaning she had a boob job. According to Shayna, she went from a double A to a D and, despite the drastic increase; they don't look fake at all. Finally, Howard introduced today's contestant, Steve.
Steve has been on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" and has passed the "Jeopardy" contestant test twice (but has never been on the show), he also has an IQ of 138 - reportedly. In addition to being an aspiring musician/doctor's assistant, Shayna is also an accomplished actress, having appeared in both "Bikini Hoe Down" and "Bikini Traffic School!" Shayna took off all her clothes behind the curtain. Howard noted that she was wearing "hooker shoes" and requested that she keep those on. This led Howard to ask about her sex life and Shayna claimed not to have had sex in a year because she can't find a guy who's not a psycho in her native land - New Jersey (speaking of which, wackpacker Double A called in later in the show to find out which doctor's office she worked at because he wasn't "feelin' too good").
She also said that Steve (whom she had just met the night before) had no chance of scoring with her because he was a nice guy - whatever that means. And on to the game; in Win Fred's Money there are seven questions, whoever gets the most correct answers in the least amount of time wins.
Here are today's questions and answers: 1. In the Periodic Table of Elements CL is the chemical symbol for what? - Chlorine 2. Bill Monroe is credited for inventing what type of music? - Blue Grass 3. Robert Kennedy and Martin Luther King Jr. were killed during whose administration? - Johnson 4. How many valves does a trumpet have? - Three 5. Jewish holidays are started at what time of day? - Sundown 6. In what TV police series did Johnny Depp appear? - 21 Jump Street 7. What is the capital of Alaska - Juneau Steve got 6 right (he did not know #2) in 31 seconds and Fred got 6 right (he said Chloride instead of Chlorine for #1) in 32 seconds - giving Steve the victory by 1 SECOND and winning him $10,000 from GoToGoldenPalace.com.
Fortunately, Shayna was still willing to get naked as long as she could play her guitar for Howard. Howard quickly agreed and the curtain dropped, resulting in a lot of "wows!" from the crew. While naked, we also learned that Shayna has had lesbian experiences with BOTH of the Morrell twins (although not at the same time). According to Shayna it was "sweet" not "dirty" and no toys were ever involved. Shayna then proceeded to play her song - the guys liked how her boobs bounced when she played the guitar. Artie said for once he was happy he wasn't watching Neil Young play.