Two women stopped by the studio this morning with the hopes of getting naked. They were both in their late 30's and when Howard found that out he said they had no business being at the studio. They had apparently been out drinking all night and had come up with the goal of being naked on the Stern Show somewhere between various bars and cop cars they visited last night. The women said they were pretty drunk and giggled after everything they said. One of them has an all girl AC/DC cover band called Thund"HER"Struck and dances topless in L.A. The other one, Michelle (she is 5'6," 120 lbs.), who got naked, revealed that she too is a dancer and that she has 4 kids. The oldest is 19-year-old girl. All things considered, everybody thought she was not as bad as they thought she'd be, especially after having 4 kids. She asked Howard to give her a boob job, but Gary said there's a rule that no women over 35 get breasts. Howard agreed and said she was done, let it go. The other one showed the guys her boobs and thong, and Gary said she had a happy trail. She confirmed it, saying she's just very hairy and usually takes care of it, but is on vacation right now so she hasn't tweezed it lately. Howard said they call it a happy trail but it makes no one happy. Artie said it's actually a sad trail. He also called it a "Highway to Hell."