The big LA trip this weekend wasn't all about Beetlejuice. Gary, Sal the Stockbroker and Bob Levy were all doing a gig out there and Gary, Sal and Beetle were also doing an appearance and signing at a mattress store.
Gary said that he thought Sal was a little intimidated by the signing and the crowd there. Sal said there were a bunch of "250 pound gorillas with no teeth and wallet chains" there and he didn't want to interact with them that much. So Sal spent his entire time handing out cartoons he drew of Gary to the crowd. Howard played an audio clip of the crowd at the appearance chanting "Homo! Homo!" at Sal over and over again. Later that night they had their big comedy gig and Gary unveiled his new "act". He had Bob Levy write him some jokes and Gary thought it went horribly but after listening to it, Howard and Robin thought Gary did really well.
Gary thanked them but said he hated doing stand up and never wants to do it again. Doug Goodstein noticed that Gary took a drink after every joke and Gary explained that he had a paper with his jokes written on them that he'd check out after each joke. So he'd take a sip and eye the paper at the same time. Backstage at the even the gang met a few wild girls and Sal apparently kept working the girls to the point where he got them to make out. Sal said it was the hottest lesbian kiss ever with the girls literally sucking each other's tongues.