Howard's girlfriend Beth Ostrosky came on the show today because she's going to do a makeover on office perv Richard "Creepy" Christy.
She said she's going to spend all day with the weekend-whacker and completely makeover his entire look, starting with getting his teeth whitened. Richard said he thought that was a good idea because he hasn't had his teeth cleaned in at least 12 years. Richard really wants the make over because he hasn't gotten laid since October 2003 and before that he hadn't done much better. Beth said she was really excited about making Richard over and Richard told her he could even cut his hair if necessary. Howard said that Richard's hair is funny because it's really long in the back and he's pretty much balding up front. Doug Goodstein told Howard that Richard can put his hair up in a weird comb-over; so Richard demonstrated it in the studio. Beth suggested that as part of his make over Richard should refrain from telling his dates about his Friday night masturbation ritual. Richard agreed and then revealed how messed up his sex life has become because of his frequent masturbation. He said that he can rarely finish with a girl unless he does it himself. He said he finishes quickly with porn but then it takes him a long time to finish with girls.
Artie said it should be the exact opposite. Howard told Beth to enjoy her day with Richard and then plugged her appearance at Barney's from 11AM till noon on Saturday for the Northshore Animal League.