Howard reported that Beth O's makeover on Richard Christy yesterday was perfect timing, as he seemed to be slipping away a little recently. He's been having problems with women, has been more reclusive, and pleasures himself 5 or 6 times to porn on his computer during his off time.
Beth spent from 8 am -5 pm working on Richard yesterday. She said his teeth were the worst; they needed a major cleaning. He hadn't been to a dentist in 12 years so there was a lot of tarter all over his teeth. Beth thought there was food stuck in his teeth, but it was actually just tarter build up. The dentist also did a bleaching process, 2 12-minute sessions of whitening, which made his teeth substantially whiter. Beth said they really did him a favor, in a couple more years, he might have started losing his teeth. Beth, who didn't have a lot of faith coming into this, thinking he was just a little creepy, said he now looks amazing and is so far from creepy. He's such a nice guy and Beth even thought he's a catch. Robin joked that that was a bit of a stretch.
Beth said the biggest change was cutting off the long ponytail, almost 2 feet worth of split ends. She said the ponytail was pulling his hair back so much, it made him look bald, and now he looks like he's got some good hair. He even researched on his own the Cancer charity, Locks for Love, where he'll donate his hair for kids who've gone bald due to chemotherapy. Howard said if he had cancer and they gave him that mop, he'd rather be bald.
Howard played a clip of Richard talking to the stylist yesterday. He was asked who his favorite designers are. His response was the Army, whoever makes Rock n' Roll and horror movie t-shirts, Hanes, Target, and also the people who make The Simpson's boxers. Richard came in for the unveiling and everybody thought he looked great. He's got hair now, his teeth look healthy, and Howard said if he lost 30 lbs, he would be a stud. Robin said his teeth look amazing; he doesn't look as ruddy as he did before.
Richard asked if he had a chance with Robin now, she said no way. Beth gave him a Bally's gym membership so maybe now he'll use it to drop the weight and become a Super Studly Perv. Beth thought he looks like a rock star now and Robin agreed, saying he looks like James Hetfield from Metallica when he cut his hair. Everybody encouraged him to go out on Friday night instead of pleasuring himself at home alone.
Richard said he would like to go out, but just got the new Britney Rears DVD. Howard said that maybe he'll just have to settle with his usual "date" with her this Friday night to show off his new look. Who knows, maybe he'll get a little extra from Britney now...