The beautiful Miss Howard Stern, Andrea, came in today to show off her new breasts and promote her new poster. She's been holding the title of Miss Howard Stern for about 5 years now.
Gary said she was acting really weird in the green room, rattling on and on, talking way too much for what they're used to from her. She said she's taking painkillers because of the plastic surgery, even though she had them done about a month ago. Andrea went from a 34C to a DD. Howard worried that she may have gone too big and she's having too much surgery now and asked her why she would change her body so much. She said she wants to be sexy and REALLY wants to be in Playboy, so she keeps getting all these surgeries. She got fat injections in her lips, caps on her teeth, and wants to get a nose job and some liposuction. Artie joked that she should get her brain enlarged. Howard told her to stop doing all of this because she's going to wreck her body. She said "boyfriends" give her the money for all of it. Her current boyfriend is 74 years old.
She explained, kind of, that he's her boyfriend, but he has another girlfriend too, who's 26 years old. Andrea met him at the Macaroni Grill. She said she had to go with saline implants because of the way she always falls and injures herself, she couldn't go with silicone because they might break. Her plastic surgeon said she can't go any bigger because she has no more skin to stretch over them. She said she doesn't have sex with her boyfriend, they just make out, but she swears there's nothing too sexual going on. Robin wondered if it was the drugs or the new boob confidence that was making her rattle on like that. Artie said it was definitely the drugs, she was as high as a kite. Andrea worked at Hooters for 1 day, but was fired for creating too much attention. She put on a bikini to show the crew her boobs, but wouldn't take her top off.
She said she wants to be in the Guinness Book of World Records, for what, nobody knows. She did say she wants to be a genius though. She finally agreed to letting the guys get her in a wet t-shirt so Artie super soaked her t-shirt so they could see her boobs, then Howard could recommend her for Playboy. Howard and Robin both said they looked surprisingly good. Artie squirted her in the face and said he was taking out his anger on Andrea. Howard said it looked like Artie was trying to break up a civil rights rally. To buy Andrea's poster, call 706-278-6485.