Back from the break, Howard brought a stripper, named DJ, who claims to be the world's greatest lap dancer, into the studio. DJ claims to have a unique talent - the ability to vibrate the lower half of her body. This is an excellent talent to have for someone who makes a living giving lap dances, don't you think?
DJ discovered this talent when she was very young but it wasn't until 8 months ago that she realized she could make money from it. Just prior to the break, Ronnie claimed that he had just been sitting in his chair in the hall when she sat on his knee. DJ said this was mostly true but that Ronnie had asked her to sit on his knee. Ronnie came back in to argue more but both Robin and Howard told him he had done it to himself by getting the lap dance in the hall in the first place. Ronnie started to argue but then left the studio in a huff. DJ said that, although her dad has known she was stripping from the beginning, her mother just found out. At first mom was angry but then said that, as long as she wasn't a prostitute, it wasn't so bad. Howard noted that she was going to have a hard time demonstrating her technique since she was wearing jeans, which aren't really great for lap dances. She turned around and showed some thong which changed Howard's mind about her outfit. Then she told Howard that the thong was actually sewn into her jeans and everyone thought they were pretty cool. First up for the vibrating stripper test was Richard Christy.
Richard said it felt great and that she seemed to have found his sweet spot! DJ said she can vibrate in a lot of different positions but that she does need to rest often because her muscles get tired. Seeing how much fun Richard was having, Howard called DJ over to give him a dance. Howard liked it - a lot! Then he sent her over to Artie and he said it felt good but that it also felt like he was sitting on a dryer. Even Fred volunteered to sample DJ's technique. Fred liked it so much that he became very vocal, to the point that Howard joked that he talked more about this than he has in the past 10 years! Always a good guy, Artie stood up and handed DJ a $20 for his dance. DJ wanted to be spanked in the Robospanker, but Howard didn't want to do anything to jeopardize her vibrating talents. DJ plugged her appearance in an indie film called "The Devils Playhouse" and Christy's Cabaret (no relation) in Phoenix where she dances. Howard then sent her out to talk to Ronnie about working at Scores over the weekend. [Later in the show Ronnie came in to say that DJ would be appearing at the Eastside Scores Friday (tonight) and Saturday night.]