FROM THE OCTOBER 8th SHOW CAPTAIN RONNIE AND THE SS MUND

FROM THE OCTOBER 8th SHOW CAPTAIN RONNIE AND THE SS MUND

The new limo Ronnie had been promising finally arrived this morning and it was not what Howard was expecting. It is a huge truck stretched out to the length of a limo. Howard said he feels so awkward in it, it's like he's screaming for attention in a car like that. Howard said it was big as a boat and dubbed it the SS Mund. Ronnie came in to defend himself and Fred kept playing boat horns over him. Howard said that it's a beautiful car, it's just not his taste. Howard realized he made a mistake by trusting Ronnie to use his best judgment on this because Ronnie has different tastes than Howard. Ronnie is the guy who put Playboy Mud flaps on the back of Howard's limo and has a coffee table made out of a NASCAR tire at home. Ronnie kept screaming that it was a nice car but Howard said that wasn't the point! The point was it was way too big, so big he can't even stretch his feet out on the seat in front of him because it doesn't reach. And it looks like something a rapper should be driving around in, not him. Ronnie started to get really mad and said that Howard was ruining his weekend with this stuff. Artie joked that Howard's new car was bigger than Jeff the Drunks new trailer. Howard told Ronnie to paint BET on the side and sell it to them. Gary said it looked like the kind of limo 20 kids rent on prom night. Everyone was goofing around about that and Ronnie kept screaming that it was not a prom car!! Howard said they could also paint his name on the side of the car "H-Diddy". He said since the car is screaming for attention anyway, they might as well put his name on it. Ronnie blamed Howard, saying he never went down to look at it even though Ronnie offered and Howard agreed it was his fault for trusting Ronnie's taste. Howard said he wanted something a lot less low key, so Ronnie told him not get a limo at all