Howard had Gary the Retard stay in the studio after the pageant to talk about his impending marriage. Howard said he didn't think Gary was ready for marriage because he is so easily tempted. To prove his point Howard had two beautiful girls from Scores come in to try to seduce him. Howard told Gary that these girls, Dakota and Jen, would dance for him all day long if he dumped his girlfriend. Gary immediately said he'd dump her! Howard said that because Gary didn't hesitate to make that decision, he proved that he's not ready for marriage. Howard wondered if it was because Gary waited so long to have sex that made him want to get married. Howard asked Gary how old he was and Gary said he was 50, but was turning 52 in February. Howard asked him to repeat that and Gary said the exact same thing again. Howard then asked if he ever gave his girlfriend an orgasm and Gary said he didn't want to use that language on the air.