ALL PRAISE HEF

ALL PRAISE HEF

Artie eventually came back in while Jillian was talking about her Playboy Playmate Orientation. That's when potential Playmates learn all the "do's and don'ts" of being a Playmate. Things like not drinking or smoking while doing promotional appearances. At the end of the Orientation, they give out the official Playboy Pendant necklaces. Jillian said she cried when she got hers because it was the fulfillment of her life-long dream. Jillian swore that she has never had sex with Hugh Hefner but admitted she did go up to his room for one of his "pajama" sessions. She said there were about nine other women there and it was a really weird scene. She said a few girls touched her but she didn't do anything with them other than feel their boobs. She said that nobody put their hand down her pants or anything like that. She also didn't think she'd go back, but Artie and Howard bet that she would. Howard and Artie also said that Hef is a genius to be able to set something like that up, on a regular basis no less. The topic of Pauly Shore came up again and Jillian revealed that Pauly was actually good in bed. This made Artie want to leave again. Jillian did admit that some of the bulters at the Playboy mansion have been ribbing her for hooking up with Pauly and Howard told her that's probably because they've seen it a too many times before. Howard and Robin told her that the smart move for her would be to find a nice, rich guy and marry him. A guy like Sam Simon or Drew Carey.