This weekend was the big opening of the new Scores in Ft. Lauderdale and Artie Lange, Ronnie Mund and Gary "Baba Booey" Dell'Abate went down there to help kick it off.
Artie said he had great stories to tell about the weekend. He told Howard how they set him up at the great steak place Tusk at Scores so he could watch the Yankees game before he went on stage. Artie also said that Ronnie got really drunk and he's the kind of guy who gets happy when he's drunk, so that was fun. Gary had heard that there was crazy stuff that went on before he arrived, like how the cops were called Artie and Ronnie because they were breaking into the pool at their hotel and making so much noise the guests complained and the hotel eventually had to comp people over $3000 to apologize.
Artie said he was so drunk he barely remembers anything. Gary said at one point Artie told the woman running the hotel that he was going to take a crap in the ice machine. Artie said he really didn't remember that one! All Howard wanted to hear about was all the naked girls and what everyone did with them, but no one was saying anything. Howard said this story was boring him and guessed he'd have to get the real story off air.