Sal the Stockbroker also had a beef with Gary today. He said he's sick of the way Gary talks to people and he's totally on Scott the Engineers side over this. He said that Pat Croce should take a bat and smash it into Gary's mouth because Gary is demeaning and disgusting.
Gary jumped in with the story of where all this was coming from. He said this morning Sal ripped a long, loud fart in the office and laughed about it. Gary asked him what he thought he was doing and told him if he's going to fart, do it outside. Gary didn't think Sal was taking him seriously so Gary let him know how serious was and told him he really meant it.
Howard agreed and told Sal to go to the bathroom if you have to fart. Sal didn't think that Gary should have yelled at him like that but Howard agreed with Gary. He said that someone has to be in charge back there and that person is Gary.
Gary pointed out that the guys in the E! room have a "no fart policy" in their office because it's so small and there are so many guys in there.
Howard said that he had to fart the other night when he was with Beth Ostrosky so he ran out of the room to do it. Beth told him he could do it right in front of her, even Dutch oven her, but Howard said he didn't want her to think of him that way.
Sal also started to complain that Gary never told him to come in on Columbus Day so it's his fault he didn't show up. Howard told Sal to just get out of the studio.