TOO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS

TOO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS

It was revealed that Sal may have pleasured himself in the station bathroom, once. Upon hearing this, Tom Chiusano came in to say he'd be fired immediately if he's ever caught doing that. He said there's no justification for that. Sal tried to say that pleasuring oneself is cleaner than doing #2 but everybody disagreed with him. Sal told the story of the other day when he invited Richard Christy to "hit the booths" with him. They were out doing interviews on the street and Sal had to go relieve himself. Times Square has these porno booths where you put quarters in and shuffle through a bunch of videos and some guys "take care of business" while in there. Sal said he opens the door with a dollar bill, pushes the buttons with a dollar bill, doesn't touch anything in there except himself, and gets out quickly. He said he gets on the train and falls right to sleep afterwards. Howard said it's so disgusting that Richard Christy, the pervert, said he'd never go to any booth and do that. Gary told the story of how Sal almost had a gay experience at one of these booths one time. Before Howard could stop him, he said that there's a whole subculture of gay guys who watch guys go into these booths and pleasure themselves. He went to one of the booths, started pleasuring himself, and a curtain dropped down and there's the guy in the next booth doing it while watching Sal doing it. Sal became the show for the dude! He said he ran out of there as fast as he could, but still continues to go back to those types of places. Ralph called in to say that he pleasured himself once at the old station, back when he was there everyday. Ralph said he was overwhelmed and couldn't control himself. He also said Sal's creepiness is way past Richard Christy's now. Sal said he's went to a live peep show once and there was a phone you could use to talk to the girl behind the glass but said that when he picked it up, he realized that the guy before him must have put the phone "in a bad place" because something smeared all over his face. Sal's tip for live booth viewing: NEVER pick up the phone. On that disgusting note, everybody had to vomit and felt like showering before Robin started the news. See Sal this weekend cruising a seedy jerk-off booth near you.