Howard heard a really disturbing story about E! Show director Scott DePace the other day. Scott was out golfing with Super Producer Will Murray and after the match they were having a heart-to-heart about Will's near death experience with cancer. When Will was 15 years old he was diagnosed with Stage Four Hodgkin's Disease which is the deadliest form of Hodgkin's you can get. He wasn't expected to live but somehow pulled through and was telling Scott that one of the worst side effects of his chemotherapy is that his sperm got wiped out and now he can't have any kids.
When Scott heard that he said "eewww, that means you'll have to adopt a kid" and then told Will that he could never love an adopted kid as much as he would love a kid of his own. No one in the studio could believe that Scott would say something so mean and Howard asked him what was wrong with him. Scott said he was just busting balls but no one, including Will, seemed to buy that. Howard told Will that he should name his first adopted kid "Ewww" in honor of Scott.