- Anita came in without a cane or a dog, but Dr. Dello Russo did confirm that she is actually a little more than legally blind. Gary said the most amazing thing about Anita was that she came in today and yesterday by herself, without a dog, a cane or anyone with her. Anita said she can see colors and shapes pretty well, but no details. For instance, she can see cars, but could not tell if they were being driven by men or women. Anita said that she could actually regain her vision with a retina transplant, but she doesn't have insurance and can't afford the operation without it - unless she wins this contest. When asked, Anita quickly revealed that she last had sex on Sunday (today is Tuesday, in case you didn't know). She hasn't had lesbian sex yet, but only because her previous boyfriend wasn't into it. The subject of her clothes came up and Anita quickly pulled down her pants to show off the special G-string she wore for the occasion. Howard took a couple of calls at this point. The first caller, a guy named Sal (not the Stockbroker), told Howard that he has officially earned a spot in Hell for this segment. Double A called in to agree with the previous caller and to ask Hook Nose Mike to make sure he gets some phone numbers from the contestants. Joanna
- Joanna stumbled into the studio and Howard quickly noticed her ample breasts. She said that she was an all natural 36C. Howard said she was wearing a fairly sexy outfit, which he quickly coaxed her into taking off. Unfortunately, she was wearing a bikini underneath. Howard and Ralph tried to use the, "they're not real - prove it" technique to get Joanna's top off, but she wasn't buying that - no matter how hard they tried. Maryann
- Maryann has been blind from birth in one eye and completely blind for 15 years. Gary thought she looked a little strange with her glasses off, but Howard said she looked ok to him. Howard also quickly noticed what a great body Maryann had. She says she works out every day. Maryann has been married for 7 years and has never seen her husband. She occasionally goes to movies and can usually follow along just by listening. Maryann said she met her husband playing darts! As Artie put it, she hit him in the head. Maryann brought a bikini with her today, but did not have a chance to put it on and wouldn't take any clothing off.
Maricar - Maricar lost her eyesight at 8-years-old and came into the studio with an interpreter because, in addition to being blind, she cannot hear or speak either. Howard asked if she ever used her voice and she said no - through the interpreter. He also asked her to get naked and she responded quickly that she didn't have to do that, but Howard said he was talking to the interpreter. Maricar interpreter communicates with her by signing into her hand so she can feel the signs - like Helen Keller. Maricar is married and met her husband at work. Her husband came into the studio and Howard told Maricar that he wasn't that good looking. Howard tried to get him to convince her to take some clothes off, but he didn't think she needed to. When it came time to pick a winner, Ralph thought that Anita wasn't blind enough to win - despite the fact that she was the only one who could use the money to help get her eyesight back.
The voting went as follow: Robin - Anita Hook Nose - Anita Ralph - Maryann Howard - Maryann Fred - Anita Artie - Anita Making Anita the winner of the $5,000 and the rest got $500 all courtesy of Lion's Gate's "Alone in the Dark".
Ralph wanted to know who picked Maryann's clothes and Maryann said she dressed herself - impressing Ralph.
A caller wanted to know if the girls were able to groom themselves and one even showed everyone just how well groomed she was. This prompted Howard to ask a question that has always bothered him: "How do the blind know when to stop wiping, (after going to the bathroom)?" One of the girls said they just keep on going and hope you get it all. Another was appalled that people actually look, saying that she was glad she was blind so she never had to look at her toilet paper!