Howard opened this morning talking about the party FHM Magazine threw for Beth O. (she's this month's cover girl). Everybody said it was pretty loud and crowded, but a lot of fun none the less. Artie said he discovered the downstairs bar which was a lot less crowded so he was happy. Howard said he stayed a lot later than he had planned because Pamela Anderson showed up. Even still, he left way earlier than he would have had he not had to get up so early for work. Howard said there were people there from the radio show, E!, SIRIUS, his personal life, her personal life, Beth's Spike TV show, his agent's office -- and it was great to have all these people together. Howard's voice was a little shot this morning though because he had to yell over the sound system to be heard. He said Pam tried to tell him some stories about what's going on in her life, but he's not sure if he heard them right AND he's definitely sure he has to wait until he gets to SIRIUS before he can really tell them anyway -- they were that good. One story Pam told him had something to do with a photographer and a hotel room filled with hot naked girls. Howard said Pam was drinking lots of champagne and he knew that, if he had been single, last night would have been a lot wilder. The freakiest thing of the night for Howard was meeting Sal the Stockbroker's wife because she was very hot. Howard told her that she was way too cute for Sal. Sal said she thought Howard was very attractive in person too. He said everyone kept coming up to her and asking, "Why him?"