Shockingly, Double A called in to say he loved Beth Ostrosky's new FHM cover issue. He said that his favorite picture was on page 115 and was insistent that he saw a "nip slip" in that picture. Howard studied it but couldn't find any nip slip at all. Double A kept arguing that is behind her hair but no one else saw it. Howard kept looking for it all the while Double kept blurting out that this was Beth's best shoot ever! Howard said that the guys here are weird because everyone is afraid to look at the layout and comment on it because it's his girlfriend. Howard asked if Double A pleasured himself to this issue yet and he blurted out "Of course!". Double A then kicked the creepy meter into high gear when he started to say how he felt one of Beth's pictures was staring at him. He said that he felt like Beth was looking right at him on page 118. He wanted to know if he was going to be invited to Beth's FHM party this year but Howard told him no. He said he wasn't ready to cross that line with Double A. Howard said he already crossed that line with Sal the Stockbroker and Richard Christy and that's enough for him. Howard corrected himself and said he also crossed that line with Dan the Song Parody Man and now he has Dan here everyday staring at him while he eats. Robin said she noticed that and that Dan scares her a little.