The big news of the day was not anything you'd read about in the paper but what some of the guys on the show did yesterday afternoon. In honor of his friend's upcoming wedding, Howard threw a bachelor party for Ross Zapin at Scores yesterday.
Howard said it was just a couple of the guys getting together for lunch and dancing and not that big a deal and everyone who went had a great time. Howard said the party was mainly for Ross' friends but when some of them couldn't make it Howard told Gary to invite some of the guys from the office. Howard approved Sal the Stockbroker being invited but almost immediately regretted his decision. On his way over he asked Ronnie the Limo Driver if he had really just invited Sal. Ronnie replied that he had and he was very surprised by that. Ronnie went back and gave Sal "the talk" about how to act at Scores. Basically don't act out and don't stare at Howard and don't be a weirdo. He also warned Sal not to bring any recording devices with him and reminded him that they were all there to have a great time, not for on-air stuff. Sal said that Ronnie yelled all this at him in the men's room while Sal was sitting on the bowl. Howard said, "Good!" Everyone was also goofing on Sal for having to call his wife first to get permission to go to Scores. Howard laughed and said that Sal makes fun of Gary all the time but his marriage is better. Sal said he thought he stayed out of Howard's way at Scores so he feels he's earned another invite and Howard agreed. But then Sal crossed the line again when he complained about something Howard "did" to him. Apparently, according to Sal, Howard came up to his table, looked Sal, Fred and then Jeff Schick, then said "Hi Fred, hi Jeff, hi Sal". Sal was bummed that he was last on the list. Howard told him Sal that he's insane and scary and now he can't ever go back to Scores with them. SCORES GALLERY
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- Richard said that Penthouse Pet Valentina Vaughn gave such a sexy lap dance, whispering in his ear among other things, that he broke his no masturbation during the week rule and ran home to run off a few batches.- Office Psycho, Sal the Stockbroker, hit the porn booths after Scores to relieve some tension before heading to the train.- The great Lonnie Hanover told some of the strippers that Will and Jason wrote the movie "Madagascar" but Sal the Stockbroker ruined it by telling some strippers that wasn't true. Howard told him that you always go along with the stories. - The great Jeff Schick of IBM told a girl his name was "Jeff West". That must be his Scores name. Robin wondered if he was "Jeff East" when he's at the East Side Scores. SCORES GALLERY