Howard asked Robin if she had seen "Dancing With the Stars" last night, but she hadn't. He was very happy Trista was voted off last night and said the judges were pretty harsh on her and she looked as though her world had just been rocked -- he loved it. He said the best dancer was Kelly Monaco, who is on some soap opera, although the judges didn't think she was that good. He said she is smoking hot and wants her to come on the show. Howard said he is now convinced all the guys associated with that show are gay -- all the guys EXCEPT Evander Holyfield that is. The only problem seems to be that Howard is now hooked on this show, despite the fact he didn't want to be. Robin was afraid this would happen. A caller reported that Kelly Monaco was actually a former Playboy Playmate. Richard Christy reached into his archives and brought Howard a picture and claimed she was one of his all time favorites, (imagine that). Howard said she wasn't wearing much clothes last night and thought she was very hot. This gave Howard an idea, he was going to have a dance contest in the studio and the guys would dance with Playboy Playmates. Howard thought they'd have to practice all week too. Richard wanted to know if there would be oil involved. Howard told about the "accident" Richard had in his pants during a lap dance at Scores the other day. Robin had read a story about an elderly woman who was raped in New York the other day and wanted to know where Richard was at that time. Richard said he once saw Granny Porn and it didn't do anything for him. Howard played a clip from a Granny Porn tape in which the woman says she lost her teeth and had all the guys rolling on the floor laughing. Howard got back to the concept of the dance competition and asked who everyone thought would win, Robin thought Benjy might have a chance.