KC - "I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY" KC Armstrong, fresh off his announcement that he won and lost $330,000 in the course of the week, admitted that he will now do almost anything for money. He said he's taking every gig he can get, and this weekend he's taking what might be the toughest gig of his life - babysitting Beetlejuice by himself for the entire weekend. KC and Beetle are set to appear together in Alabama this weekend and Beetle's manager and long time friend Sean will not be accompanying him for the first time. Sean was nice enough to give KC some instructions on how to handle Beetlejuice. HOW TO HANDLE THE BEETLE: 1. If you smell something funny, ask Beetle if he made a "mistake" in his pants. Beetle will tell you if he did, but if you don't ask he won't say anything. 2. If Beetle messes himself, immediately strip him and put him in the shower. 3. Whatever you do, do not give him shots!!! Beetle gets to crazy on shots. Allow him up to three beers. After that, if he still wants more, just give him club soda, he won't know the difference. 4. Mark your door! Beetle will sometimes wander out of his hotel room and he needs a clear marker to let him know which room is his. 5. Stay with Beetle in his room! If he's left alone, he'll order room service all night long. 6. If Beetle gets difficult at the gig, just reassure him that some "bitches" will be arriving shortly to hang with Beetle. That ought to calm him down. 7. Finally, the most important rule, never, ever, ever feed him after midnight. Just kidding! The real final rule is to never, ever, ever let the Beetmeister out of you sight. He can disappear in a flash, you need to be on top of him every second. BATTLE OF THE BRAINS A cantankerous Beetle came in the studio to let KC know that he will not be babysitting him this weekend. Beetle reminded everyone over and over that "he is a man!" and can take care of himself. He don't need no babysitter. KC told Beetle that Sean told him he's in charge of Beetle this weekend. Beetle would have none of it though, saying he just won't listen to KC. When KC offered to get him chicks, Beetle told him that he could get his own. Looks like KC might have more on his hands than even he bargained for. MR. L.A. Beetle kept interrupting the interview to make some cell phone calls, though it wasn't clear who he was calling or if he was actually dialing the phone. Whenever he tried to make a call the interference messed up the microphone, so Howard kept trying to get him to cut it out. Someone pointed out that they thought Beetle was using a candy cell phone.