WEEKEND AT BEETLES KC then went into his story about babysitting Beetle for the weekend. Things got off to a rocky start because on last Thursday's show, Beetle seemed really resistant to following KC's orders. Beetle showed up at the airport carrying nothing but a plastic bag with one pair of underwear in it and promptly spend $35 on a $15 knapsack when KC wasn't looking. At their connecting airport, KC let Beetle out of his sight and Beetle got away. It took KC so long to find him that they missed their connecting flight and were delayed. They finally got to Arkansas with plenty of time before the gig, but while KC was trying to nap, Beetle kept calling his room every five minutes telling him they had to leave for the gig, even though it wasn't for another five hours. Before the gig, Beetle had one of the "mistakes" in his pants that Sean had warned KC about, but KC decided to ignore the horrible order and just go to the gig. BEETLE BREATH After the gig the promoter invited KC and Beetlejuice back to his house to wait for a cab. KC went to the bathroom and when he came out he found Beetle sitting on the guy's couch watching porn and pleasuring himself. When one of the share a cabs showed up, Beetle tried to bond with a cancer patient in the cab by telling him he had too had cancer and got it from some bitch. On the way home KC had Beetle, still wreaking from his mistake and horrible breath, sit with someone else on the plane so they had to deal with it. One of the girls Beetle sat next to called in saying that his breath was horrible after he wolfed down a breakfast of Doritos and milk. BLIND LEADING THE BLIND As if it wasn't bad enough that there is no video of this weekend, but KC also lost the audio tape he had been making. He had a recorder with him and had been recording a lot of the events during the weekend, but at the airport on the ride home he sent the recorder to Beetle, with the original tape inside, to sing karaoke on. Beetle then lost the recorder and KC had to catch the plane without it. Although KC assured Howard the recorder had been found and was being FedEx'd today, Howard was really upset that KC leant it to Beetle in the first place, with the original tape inside no less. Howard was perplexed as to why KC wouldn't give him a new tape, or just not give it to him at all. It makes one wonder who was really watching who over the weekend.