Howard had Miss Howard Stern and Wendy the Retard in to play something called "Reject Jeopardy", sponsored by Rob Zombie's new film "The Devil's Rejects".
As they came in, Howard said that Andrea, "Miss Howard Stern", was looking really good this morning, but said he had heard she was drinking too much. She said she was 22 years old and could drink as much as she wanted. She said she just wanted to have some fun. Artie said that this sounded familiar for some reason. Howard said he also had heard that she was back dancing at Scores. Andrea said this was true, but only because she needed to earn some money. Andrea was a little worried about today's competition and said it's not that she isn't smart, she just doesn't think. She was afraid she might be ruined if she lost to Wendy.
Wendy came in next and told Robin she colored her hair for Howard. She said it used to be brown, but now it was reddish purple, which got a laugh from the crew. Howard asked if she had gone to regular high school or a special school and Wendy said she had gone to both. He also asked if she really was still a virgin. Wendy said she was, but Andrea thought she had heard that Wendy and Gary the Retard had had sex. Wendy said they did kiss once, but was adamant that they had never done anything more than that. Richard Christy came in to ask the two if they would get into bikinis for them; Andrea said no, but Wendy was willing. Artie thanked Richard for giving Wendy the idea. Gary wanted to know if Andrea would take her top off, but Andrea said maybe after a whole bottle of Patron she would.
Before getting to the game, Howard wanted to know which of the two gave a better lap dance so he sent Benjy to investigate. First up was Wendy, who gave him a good grind, but had to be stopped when she tried to kiss him. Then Andrea went and both Howard and Artie thought she gave a great dance from where they were sitting, but Benjy said he thought Wendy's was better! Then Howard got to the game.