Howard read that P Diddy will be changing his name yet again, this time to just "Diddy". He started out as Sean Combs, then Puff Daddy, then Puffy, then P Diddy and now just Diddy. P Diddy said there would be an announcement in a few weeks updating his fans on the new name. Howard figured Diddy did this for attention. Robin thought it was retarded. Howard also had a clip from P Diddy apologizing to Rosie O'Donnell for upsetting her kids and her dog recently when he set off some fireworks at his Miami home, next door to hers. Of course, it wasn't much of an apology because after saying he was sorry, he warns her that it will probably happen again. Howard said he would have to side with Rosie on this one, saying he hates it when people have no regard for their neighbors. He imagined living next to P Diddy -- with the infamous parties he throws -- must be like living next to Six Flags Amusement Park. Howard recalled having bad neighbors when he was starting out in Hartford. When Howard started to make a name fro himself there, they started hanging signs on his door telling him they were practicing their free speech like he did. Howard said he tried to explain to them the difference between someone's home and public airwaves, but it only managed to get them to escalate to playing loud music at 4AM which came right through the paper thin walls of his apartment. Howard said when he tried to blast music back at them, they seemed to enjoy the battle even more. Artie told a story about a friend who was in a similar situation with his neighbors. He said this guy hooked up a reel-to-reel player and played a loop from a CSN song over and over again while he was away for two weeks. He said the neighbors ended up calling the cops after a few days. Howard said he really felt bad for Rosie, even though Diddy does his show and Rosie doesn't, because nobody wants to spend $10 million on house only to have some guy move in next door who plays loud music and shoots off fireworks all the time. Howard wondered if P Diddy had heard how bad Rosie played a retard in that TV movie and this was just his way of getting back at her.