Howard brought Becca Brat from the world famous Bunny Ranch into the studio to play Stump the Perv against Richard Christy. In today's contest, Becca is playing for $5000, courtesy of BOSPoker.net, while Richard was hoping for a win "5 minutes in paradise" alone with Becca in Howard's private bathroom. Before getting to the game, Howard spent a few minutes talking to Becca.
Right off the bat, Becca wanted to make sure everyone knew that prostitutes prefer to be called "working girls" not "whores." Robin thought "whore" to Becca was the equivalent of "midget" to Eric the Midget. Becca explained how she ended up working at the Bunny Ranch at 18 after dancing at a club in Louisiana since she was 16, (she had a fake ID). She said she would go to school during the day and then dance at night. Bob thought that was hot. Becca said her last job was just this past weekend when she made $50,000 spending the entire weekend with a couple. She said they were in their late 20's and this was their fantasy. She said she had sex with both of them several times over the weekend, but they also went out and did non-sexual stuff too. Richard Christy came in carrying a baseball bat, which Howard made him get rid of before he even came close to Becca. Richard said he was just trying to find out what Becca was up for. Levy said Richard looked like a deranged cheese doodle. Gary said they needed Becca back on when they get to SIRIUS so she could tell them about some of the wild things she's done. Gary said he didn't think he could even begin to describe it on the air at KROCK and said it was something called scat. Fred played a few fart sounds to help people visualize what Gary was talking about. Before they got to the game, Gary had Becca tell a story he had primed her with. Becca said she was out at a restaurant with NY Daily News Gossip columnists, Rush & Molloy, who told her that Howard cleans his dogs rear-end. Howard laughed and said it was funny how things get taken out of context and blown out of proportion. He explained that Bianca, being an English Bulldog, has something called a tail socket, which has to be kept clean with special wipes, or it gets irritated and she scratches it all day. He does NOT wipe her ass for her though.