Howard had former porn star and California Gubernatorial candidate, Mary Carey and her friend and also former porn star, Kendra Jade in the studio this morning. Howard and Robin were very happy to see Kendra again as she hasn't been by in a few years. Howard was also very happy to see Mary had lost a lot of the weight she had put on during her political days. Both Kendra and Mary have given up making porn.
Mary said she'd been in about 40 films, but has now been credited with 89 because of the way they repackage scenes these days. She said it seems that all they have to do is put a picture of her on the box and she's automatically counted as in the film. Howard had read that Mary had cut down on her drinking, although you couldn't really tell this morning. Mary said she has cut back a lot, but did admit to having a few drinks last night. She said she had started drinking heavily after her grandmother had died as a way to deal with her depression. Now Mary has a new hobby, sleeping with NBA players. She said so far she's slept with players from the Lakers, Heat, Magic and Timberwolves. She says all she does is go and sit a few rows behind the team's bench and shouts at the guys, (then they give her their phone numbers). She said one of the Timberwolves players flew her to Minnesota and put her up in a hotel for a few days. She said she would really love to make a porno of her sleeping with at least one player from each NBA team. Mary said some of these players were rather "big". Howard asked if Mary had given up on politics all together, but she said she hadn't.
Mary said she thought she would take a shot at the Lieutenant Governors job next, saying she would be a great spokesperson for the state. Howard told Mary his cousin Isaac, who is an intern on the show this summer, went to the same high school as Mary. Isaac said she had quite a reputation at the school, but Mary said it wasn't so bad -- she even won the founders award there. Isaac said there was something about a prom incident and all Mary would say was "Oh yeah that" and noted her date that night was from another school.