On yesterday's show, Jeff The Drunk begged Howard to let him meet Willie.
After giving Jeff a number of conditions, he said he could come in.
Willie asked Jeff about his arm. Jeff explained that he was injured in a car accident…in 1986.
Howard commented that Jeff hadn't worked since then except for one summer as a hand-stamper at a pool, a job from which Jeff was reportedly fired. Jeff claimed he wasn't fired at all, it was that the manager decided not to rehire him.
Willie and Jeff then sang a duet on "Always On My Mind."
Jeff sounded so bad that Robin wondered if he could hear the music. When the song was finished, Jeff yelled, "Willie 'Effin'' Nelson."
Gary said there was nothing funnier than watching a one-armed drunk cue a guy who's charted 114 songs when his verse was coming up.