Sal wanted to know why anyone would get married. He said although his wife is a good mother to their children, she never gives him sex and she always harps on him about money. Gary reported that Sal was so miserable with his personal life that he was going to the party the interns were having tonight. He also said that Kelly, one of the girls who took part in the intern beauty pageant on Monday, still hated Sal (who was one of the contest's judges), because he gave her a four. Kelly felt Sal took money right out of her pocket with that score, because she ended up finishing last. Richard thought Sal gave her such a low score because he liked her so much. Howard added that Sal probably wanted her in the worst way and that she represented all the girls who rejected him in high school. Sal defended his score because he only gave her a two on the personality portion of the competition. He explained that Kelly thinks she is better than everyone, which turned him off. Sal said the money wouldn't matter to her anyway because she would always be taken care of because of the way she looked. Kelly told Sal he was an embarrassment to his children and that she felt badly for his wife. After listening to Kelly, Sal commented that all broads were the same and that was why hookers rules. Gary asked Sal to tell the story of what his wife said recently when they were in bed. Sal said he asked his wife why she wouldn't give him oral anymore, and she responded for him to take a look at his wallet. Sal insisted that all women really want are cash and material items. He added that all women – except for his mother, sister and wife – were money-grubbing whores and that their only duties in life are to look good for men. Howard wondered how that could be true. He said he and Beth have been together for five years and the relationship has lasted because they get along, not because she is hot. Sal responded that Beth talked a good game, but she was really interested in Howard's bank account. He claimed that when a woman bagged a guy as rich as Howard, she would stay fit, sleep naked and never discuss marriage just to keep him. Some of the interns came in to express their disgust with Sal's remarks. Claudia, another of the pageant's contestants, said she used to like Sal, but he crossed the line with what he said.