Howard commented on how good Papa Roach sounded on yesterday's show when they did an acoustic version of their hit, "Scars." Howard said he got many e-mails about the performance, and that all but one was positive. The one e-mailer who didn't like the song wrote he would rather listen to a retarded janitor repeatedly flush a toilet while poking a turd with a stick.
Not wanting to disappoint the listener, Howard played a tape of Gary the Retard doing just that. He then gave the following rundown of the five most popular songs on the Billboard charts: (5) Lifehouse: "You and Me" (4) Bow Wow: "Let Me Hold You" (3) Rihanna: "Pon de Replay" (2) The Pussycat Dolls: "Don't Cha" (1) Mariah Carey: "We Belong Together" Howard has seen Mariah on some interviews lately, and he felt she is getting heavy. However, whenever you see her in magazines or on her album covers she looks good. Howard guessed the photographers alter her height in the shots to make her look skinny. To illustrate his point, Howard had Jason doctor up a photo of High Pitch Eric. Before revealing the actual Number 1 song, Howard played a clip of polygraph guru, Ed Torian, singing "Hot for Teacher." Artie thought that was one of the funniest song clips they had on the show. Howard hoped they would be able to get Ed in the studio soon to sing some more tunes.