Howard welcomed Lyndsey and Lacey Love, identical twin porn stars, onto the show.
The twins said they started their adult careers by taking photos for a Website last year.They eventually started doing magazine spreads, and got into porn after being offered a deal from Vivid. Despite the fact that the girls appear together in scenes, they are not allowed to touch each other in any way because of incest laws in this country. They said that even if the laws weren't in place, it would still be gross for them to have sex since they are sisters.
Poor, Poor Granny
Because their porn careers only began in January, Lyndsey said no one in their family knows what they do. She added their mother thinks they're lingerie models, while their father is under the impression they're just college students working toward their associate degrees.
What really scares the sisters, however, is the reaction their grandmother, who is a strict Catholic, will have. Lacey felt all their relatives will stop talking to them once they find out what they do.
Artie asked the girls to tape the conversation they'll end up having with their grandmother where they inform her of their careers, but the twins declined.
Put on a Happy Face
Good Girls at Heart
Lacey told Howard she lost her virginity at 14, while Lyndsey waited until she was 14-and-a-half. However, both girls said they have never had an orgasm through sex, and that they don't masturbate. They also said that before they got into porno they each had had sex with only two guys. Robin felt seeing who could have the first orgasm would be an interesting plot for their next movie. Artie added that they sound like good, respectable girls…except for the porn.
Skin for the Road
Before they left, Howard asked the girls if they would get naked. When they disrobed, Howard said they looked really hot. Both of the girls had lost a lot of weight and claimed this had caused stretch marks on their asses, but Howard didn't notice any. Lyndsey also mentioned they were thinking about getting breast implants, but Howard said their breasts were perfect the way they were. Evil Dave commented that he would love to have the girls on his show, as long as they agreed to come into his "private green room" beforehand.