Today's Best of Bits included: • 23 year old Theresa plays the Wheel of Sex to meet Marilyn Manson. She ends up being spanked by a fish but does meet Manson, who offers wipe the fish guts off her ass. • A fight in the hallway between Hank the Angry Dwarf and Beetlejuice spills over into the studio. You had to hear it. • Fred's baby speaks from the womb, with the help of a "strategically placed" microphone. It's amazing what these kids hear... • Dave Grohl and Taylor Hawkins come in to promote there new (for 2002) album, "One by One". Howard brings in a guy called "Jr. the Farter" who farts a couple of Nirvana tunes – or at least that's what he said he was doing. • Crazy Woman calls in looking for money she was expecting to win from sweepstakes she had to pay $1000 to enter. Apparently the scammers had given the station's 800 number as the one to call if she didn't receive her money. Howard spent a little time trying to get her to send more money, before he finally clued her in to the scam. Just a reminder here, don't wire $1000 to Israel and expect a (real) check for $500,000 in return. • Sal the Stockbroker vs. Vin the Retard in stand up comedy contest, Sal lost. Or, as Vin put it, Sal lost to a retard. • Gang goofs on Gary for all the chores he has to do at home • Eric the Midget's angry phone call #72. This time Eric was angry that Howard had made fun of him, forcing him to hang up before he had a chance to speak to Stephanie McMahon. According to Eric, he's not one of those "idiot, retard Whackpackers."