Since Beth O. was participating in a fashion show last night, Howard had the chance to watch the Kelly Monaco DVD Richard Christy had put together for him. The DVD had all the Playboy pictures she ever did, as well as a few videos of her dancing naked. Howard said that Kelly is super hot, but that she had a very "retro bush," which was his only complaint. Artie didn't know what Kelly's claim to fame was, and Robin pointed out she starred in ABC's summer hit, "Dancing with the Stars." That didn't really help Artie too much.
Richard mentioned there was a part on the DVD where Kelly spreads her legs, which does it for him every time. Howard pointed out that Richard actually had sex with a real, live girl recently, but that it took him three hours to finish. Howard felt, though, that it would've probably taken Richard only three seconds to complete the act had he been watching his DVDs. Howard explained that he has had the opposite problem throughout his life when having sex with women. Richard figured that he has been pleasuring himself for so long that only he knows how to do it just right. Howard added that when Beth returned home, she didn't believe him when he claimed that he hadn't pleasured himself to the DVD. In order to prove he was being truthful, Beth devised an ingenious test for Howard: she made him have sex with her – and it turned out Howard was being truthful.