Calling Is Better Than Rejuvenation

Everyone's favorite geriatric porn star, Blue Iris, called in to promote her new Web site, Howard played a clip from one of Iris' movies, "Blue Iris Goes Hunting," in which she calls a male escort service and ends up having sex with one of the agency's workers.

Howard wondered what Iris thought about the Donald Trump controversy. She responded that she didn't know if he was Jewish, but that he does have a big nose. Iris told Howard that the highlight of her day was calling him. Howard thought that meant it really must be boring at the old age home. Howard noted that even though the idea is sick to many people, there has to be a demand for the types of movies Iris does because studios keep making them.