Richard recalled that he once had a crush on a girl while they were in high school and that he was invited over to her house to hang out one afternoon. Richard went on to say, though, that, during his visit, he went into the bathroom after the girl had used it, and that "a log" was still floating in the toilet bowl. Richard added that he couldn't look at the girl the same way again following the incident. Howard then asked if Richard thought there was a chance the girl left "the log" in the toilet on purpose, knowing that its presence would cause Richard to leave her house. Artie then added that he figured the girl probably kept "the emergency log" in her purse in case she ever needed to get rid of someone like Richard.