When Don Jamieson got to the mic, he noted that Ralph is so gay that when he walks into pet stores, "gerbils run for their lives." As everyone laughed at the joke, Ralph replied that he didn't know who Don was either, but Howard demanded that Ralph be quiet and take his lumps. Don continued that the size of High Pitch Eric's stomach prevents him from having anal sex with men, even though Eric, who was in the audience, claimed his penis was big enough that this wouldn't be a problem. Because Howard didn't think Eric was being truthful, Eric exposed himself to the audience. Upon seeing Eric's member, Artie commented that his testicles were "the size of baseballs" while his penis looked like "a twig." Following Don's act, Howard commented that he did great, while Ralph said he was "good."