A JD in the Making

Howard read an article that appeared in The New Times, a Phoenix newspaper, about a fan named Alice Rubio. Howard reported that Alice has been a loyal listener for a decade and that the piece about her was positive press. Alice then got on the line and told Howard what a fan she is and that she and her 21-year-old virgin son, Matt, were at his rally for his final show. After saying that Matt visited Scores while in New York, Alice added that Matt hasn't had sex yet because he's waiting until he gets married. Howard then asked Alice if she knew whether or not Matt pleasures himself, which, she didn't think he did. Howard got Matt on the phone and wondered if he has a "three-to-five times a day habit" with his masturbation, but he claimed he doesn't do it that often, (although he admitted to engaging in the practice occasionally). Because he didn't want to discuss his masturbation rituals, Matt handed the phone back to his mother, who thanked everyone on the show before ending her call.