Artie reported that, in addition to shaving only once a month, he's also put on a good deal of weight lately. Howard commented that he's been getting e-mails from listeners who have said the same thing, adding that people don't think he looks healthy. When Artie replied that he doesn't care about his looks, Howard mentioned that he knows Artie does, in fact, worry about his appearance. To illustrate his point, Howard recalled that Artie wouldn't take off his shirt when they were in Las Vegas a few years ago, which he thought proved his theory. However, Artie acknowledged that, although he's embarrassed by his appearance, he doesn't care enough about it to put in the effort needed to get in shape. Howard told Artie that, even though he constantly diets and runs, he still doesn't think he looks good in a bathing suit, either. Artie replied that, even if that is the case, Howard can still take off his shirt without being ridiculed, which is something he can't do. In fact, Artie then mentioned that he even wore a shirt when he and Dana went parasailing during their vacation over Christmas. As if that wasn't bad enough, Artie added that the two men who fastened him into the harness were laughing at his size.