Howard welcomed a guy named Dave into the studio, and explained he was a bisexual who wanted to try to sleep with Siobhan the Transsexual. Dave went on to say he had borrowed $5,000 from Zolar, and, although he paid most of it back, Zolar informed him he'd forgive the rest of the debt if he had sex with Siobhan. However, when Siobhan came into the studio, she admitted she wasn't sure if she found Dave attractive enough to be with, which led Howard to point out "beggars can't be choosers." Siobhan then refuted Howard's claim that she was a man, pointing out the tissue in her "vagina" would make it "feel real" in "a couple of years." Dave said he once had sex with a 400-pound woman, and was able to perform then, so he figured he wouldn't have any trouble having sex with Siobhan either. Dave added he was clean and in a committed relationship with a man, which he acknowledged meant he wasn't interested in Siobhan as a girlfriend. When Dave next noted he "loved cats," Siobhan told him they could try to have sex in her cat-filled apartment. After Siobhan showed off her body to Dave, he said he'd still be able to have sex with her..."as long as he put his mind to it."
Siobhan's daughter, Helane, came into the studio to talk about how she allegedly wanted to date Artie. Helane then said she'd "go on a date with Artie," but that she wasn't into the idea of having a boyfriend right now because she had just broken up with one. Because of Helane's reaction, Artie pointed out he didn't think she really wanted to go out with him, even though Siobhan claimed otherwise. Helane went on to say she supported Siobhan with her quest to have sex with a man, although she also noted she still hasn't seen her father's vagina.
Before they left, Howard noted he didn't want to set Artie and Helane up, but they agreed to go on a lunch date anyway. Howard then told Siobhan and Dave to call in once they got to her apartment.