The final comedian, Colin Quinn, began by saying he couldn't figure out why Benjy "never caught on," before mentioning Anna Nicole Smith was a better parent than Greg Giraldo, seeing how often he was on the road. Colin next told Sal he looked like "the manager of a strip mall tanning salon," before mentioning Artie "sold out Carnegie Hall and bought out Carnegie Deli."
Colin then advised Artie to learn how to say no to Andrew Dice Clay's request that they work together in the future, adding Mr. X supposedly had "a secret job with the government," but he called it "married with three kids." Colin proceeded to say he thought Ralph's last name, Cirella, was the name of the skin condition he had. Colin also mentioned Lisa had "so many black boyfriends" that she didn't give out her number anymore, but instead held a draft. As Colin got to Gary, he told him he was either "an ugly man or a handsome fish," while also referring to him as "a Freddy Mercury Halloween mask."
However, when Colin then said Gary's lips looked like "a plunger," he acknowledged he shouldn't have ended his set with that joke, even though the audience clapped in response.