Jackie was the next performer, and started by talking about Robin's love of anal sex and Colin's weight gain. Jackie then remembered the time Lisa sat on his hand, and how it felt like "a horse was licking his palm," while saying if a minstrel show passed through New York, her "c*nt would fall off." Jackie went on to say he and Artie were having "a stupid contest," explaining he quit the show and Artie did heroin – which he said was a dead heat. Jackie then congratulated Artie because he heard "Beer League 2" was about to be released on View-Master, and added Robin's television show wasn't picked up because she couldn't squeeze it in with all her other "whims."
Jackie went on to note "real fear" was writing jokes about Fred while he was "an arm's length away" for 15 years, before mentioning he talked recently to "both" of Howard's listeners, and that they seemed to really enjoy the show. Jackie then got to Gary, and said putting his lips over his teeth was like "putting a condom on a watermelon," but, as he continued to make jokes about Gary's teeth, Fred played a bomb sound effect, which got a round of applause from the audience.
Fred then picked up his guitar and accompanied Jackie on a Baba Booey song to the tune of "Glory, Glory Hallelujah."