Howard announced that he had a pair of tickets to tomorrow night's Rolling Stones concert at the Beacon Theatre in New York, but he wasn't sure if he should give them to a fan or one of his friends. One of the people who wanted the seats, Steve the Intern, then came into the studio and explained he loved the band but couldn't afford the $300 it would cost him to attend the show, so he was hoping to be given the tickets. Richard and Sal proceeded to come into the studio and Richard said he wanted to slap his penis on Steve's face while Sal proposed placing his testicles over Steve's eyes for the seats.
After hearing his choices, Steve went with Richard's offer, and, after it was done, Steve said it was "worth it" because he really wanted to see the Stones "before Keith Richard dies." Artie went on to ask if he could have Steve's other ticket to the show, and he replied he could. Artie then mentioned he'd pay for everything before the concert, including a limo and dinner.
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