Howard took a call from Riley Martin, who encouraged people of all ages to listen to his show tonight. Howard then played a clip of Riley "getting annoyed" at someone in the studio with him last week.
In the clip, Riley insisted the man in question wasn't asking proper questions, and also criticized his producer for the calls he was letting through. Riley explained to Howard that he was getting frustrated during his last show because everyone was just starting to get used to the new equipment they were using, and that was why he lost his temper so easily. Riley next talked about his house, which was where his show was now broadcasting. Riley noted he and his wife had separate bedrooms in their home because of his late-night work schedule, and added he rarely slept because of the amount of time he spent each day working on his symbols, which he has explained are tickets for people to get off the earth before aliens take over the world.
When Howard and Robin admitted they had thrown away the symbols Riley gave them, he warned them they'd be stuck on earth with George Bush when the aliens invaded. Howard mentioned he wanted Riley to participate in next year's football pool because of his alleged ability to predict the future. This caused Scott Ferrall to call in to say he didn't think Riley would be as good at picking games as he claimed he'd be – while he picked 9 winners out of 14 NFL games last week.