Heather Vandeven was the last woman to compete, and she acknowledged she was attracted to Howard. After Heather said she came to New York just to be in the crowd for Howard's last KROCK broadcast, she added she'd like to be Howard's girlfriend if it weren't for Beth. Heather also claimed she'd never been with a celebrity, although she mentioned she recently made out with Mick Jagger, who she admitted wasn't the best kisser given how much he used his tongue.
When Heather stripped, Artie noted she had "the best breasts he'd ever seen," and commented they'd "make him call her" – despite his relationship with Dana. In the talent portion of the contest, Heather called the vibrator the most important invention of the 20th century before singing a song she had written called "Sexy Pony." Heather proceeded to get 3.75 inches of the sausage down her throat while singing a medley of "Row Your Boat" and "Sexy Pony."