Howard reported he went to take a leak in the public bathroom at Carnegie Hall on Thursday, but that he was erroneously accused by some fans of having gone number two while in there. After Howard reminded everyone that he would never take a dump in a public restroom, Artie admitted his Saturday wasn't that pleasant because of how much he ate on his "date" Friday night.
Howard then read the email he got from Isaac, a member of Howard TV, about Artie and Stephanie's date, which included how Artie gave her a tour of New York City by pointing out restaurants, and also told stories about White Castle. Following Artie's claim that he didn't think Stephanie would've been receptive to him had he tried anything on her, Howard played clips from the date, one of which featured Artie telling a story about the time he went to a White Castle in St. Louis, and another of him preparing a doggie-bag – including Stephanie's leftovers – at the restaurant that night. Howard proceeded to take calls from listeners about Artie's date, with Eric the Midget calling Artie "a pig," Mariann from Brooklyn noting how she felt Artie was blowing an opportunity with Stephanie, and Siobhan saying what a good time she had at the Carnegie Hall after-party on Thursday.