Following a clip of the latest "Jack and Rod Show," featuring a political expert discussing lobbyists with another "expert" – namely, Big Foot – Howard brought the self-proclaimed "Princess of Spanking," Katie Spades, into the studio.
While Howard felt Katie was "hot," Will explained he thought she was attractive, but he found there to be something "off" about her and that she had "crazy eyes." Katie then reported she went to a boarding school when she was young, and that, since the kids there came from rich families, they misbehaved more than the kids who attend public schools. Katie went on to say she had a lesbian experience at the school when she was 15, and didn't start having sex with guys until three years later. Katie also announced she had recently been named the spokeswoman for the Robo-Spanker, which led Artie to comment he felt she was "nuts," but that he'd never been more attracted to a woman on the show.