The show began with Howard, Robin and Artie all saying they received invitations to Bubba the Love Sponge's wedding yesterday. After Howard pointed out he wasn't expecting to get an invite to the event, Robin mentioned she was "impressed" by how nice the invitation was, adding she originally thought the wedding would be "a typical Bubba event." Howard noted that the wedding was set to take place at a busy time for him, but he still wanted to go to "show the love" to Bubba.
Howard went on to say that Fred, Scott the Engineer, Benjy, Will, Jason, JD and Ronnie the Limo Driver all received invitations too, and Benjy responded he'd go if everyone else went as well. This led Artie to note that Benjy was putting cream on his face while he was talking, and Benjy explained he was sweating so profusely today because he "did a little running" before the show. Howard then mentioned "the sores" he saw on Benjy's face, marks that Benjy claimed were results of a shaving accident.
Since they were on the subject of health, Howard reported that Artie had ordered a buttered bagel and three packs of Marlboro Lights this morning, which Artie admitted was true. However, Artie also said he bought so many cigarettes because he needed to break a $50, and he knew the bagel wasn't going to do the job. Howard then played a recent prank call Richard and Sal made to a public access show, featuring clips of Wood-Yi, Hank the Angry Dwarf, Blue Iris and Mike Walker torturing the program's hosts to the point that they decided to not take anymore calls that day.