Howard had Will the Farter and his girlfriend, Erica, into the studio. After Will demonstrated his talent, Erica noted the two had been dating for three years. Howard then said he felt Erica was dating "the Mozart of 'The Howard Stern Show,'" and she acknowledged she thought Will's skills were "hilarious" the first time she watched him pass wind on a friend of his who'd passed out from drinking.
Following another blast, Will got down on one knee and proposed to Erica, who happily accepted his offer. Erica went on to say she didn't expect Will to ask her to marry her this morning, and pointed out he didn't ask her father for her hand. Will next admitted it was going to be "difficult" getting Erica's father's approval, explaining he felt Erica's father and mother were conservative and didn't approve of some of his behavior, although Erica insisted her parents liked him. Will revealed he discovered his "talent" when he was 10 years old, and that he attributed it to the fact that he was born "without an asshole." Will said doctors had to create the hole for him, a procedure he explained took more than two years to complete. This led Artie to comment doctors actually "ripped Will a new asshole," while also pointing out he thought Will had "a bionic asshole" because of it.